What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

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Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Deaf Guy Jokes More Deaf Guy Jokes

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point