What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible