How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

How many cats?

One.

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What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China