How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

China Jokes More China Jokes

Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.