How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Which French novelist looked like a scrotum?

Balzac

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.