Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

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How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

What's 11 & 2?

The Cowboys

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

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Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

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Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.