Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

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What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!

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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

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Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

Long Little Doggy Jokes More Long Little Doggy Jokes

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.