What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

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How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

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What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

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What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

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Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

Marry Guy Jokes More Marry Guy Jokes

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

Single Guy Jokes More Single Guy Jokes

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."