Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.
I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.
The placement of the dirt bag.
Because it's too salty.
Me...........Owwwwww!!
A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"
...but you might not get it.
Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.
He didn't have the guts
The punchline is too long.
Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .
Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.
Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?
They both think the other one gets laid more.
I wish his hands were made of stone."