How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File