You put a color scale next to his face.
He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.
When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."
I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face
One of them got shot for touching a kid.
Because he always came in a lil behind.
