How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

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How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson