Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

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Which insect didn't play well in goal ?

The fumble bee !

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

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Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

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Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.