How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

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What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

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Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

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Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

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deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

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Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!