How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

What do you call a black, seafaring plunderer?

Pirate. Unless you're a clever racist, then you might've said "nigarrr".

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

Swab Jokes More Swab Jokes

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!