How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

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How do you turn tap water into holy water?

You boil the HELL out of it! Har har har.

Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

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What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove