Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

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He wanted to achieve erection reform.

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Sue.

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He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

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Maine

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.