Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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What does Joe Pesci order at Burger King?

An angry wopper.

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite