Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

Their shaky hands!

How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

Schlitz Jokes More Schlitz Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.