What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

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Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

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What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

What's the best way to get the aristocracy out of France?

A chopper

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

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What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

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When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.