What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

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What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

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What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

When you are hit in the... - ball boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=rMMFHcRSjR8