How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

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What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

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How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!