Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

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What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

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Sneakers

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Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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What do they call a bra in Sweden?

A holdsemfromfloppin

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

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Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

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Because B-shells were too small.

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Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells