Nun Chuck Jokes

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

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How do you save a pirate's life?

C P Arrr!

Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

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How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

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How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.