What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

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When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.