What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant?

Two men a nite.

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

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Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

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It's a members-only jacket.

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How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

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He was bipolar.

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!