Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist?

He was bipolar.

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Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets?

They're repulsive!