How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

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Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.