What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

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What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!

Which 20th century President's wife looked like she could have been LGBT?

Eleanor Brucevelt.

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Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !