What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

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What do tall people and black people have in common?

They have no one to look up to.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

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How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.