Machine Gun Jokes

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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Both are dead inside.

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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

How many men are in each corner?

3/5

Convert Jokes More Convert Jokes

How to convert QT3.14 into GF format?

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.