How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist?

Triggernometry

Why did the chicken get an ouija board?

To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

What's worse than ten children in one bucket?

One child in ten buckets.