How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

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How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.