How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

How do you tell an Italian has a flat tire?

Diego wop wop wop .