How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.