How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

What the?

Oh, I accidentally bought Hamburger Hinderer

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How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.