New Car Jokes

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What do midget's bodies produce more of?

Endwarfins

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

Mix Feeling Jokes More Mix Feeling Jokes

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Advertise Jokes More Advertise Jokes

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

Flint Michigan Jokes More Flint Michigan Jokes

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.