New Car Jokes

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

Brand New Car Jokes More Brand New Car Jokes

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why does it end with twenty?

he thinks to himself.

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself?

A nISISist

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock !

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon