What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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What's the difference between Windows 8.1 and Windows 10?

The start menu.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

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Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !

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What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.