What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend?

Disoriented.

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around?

The Drummer

Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads