What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

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What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

get off the merry-go-round! :)

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

How do you get an r/jokes redditor confused?

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Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel