Angry Muslim Jokes

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

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What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What do you call the cool, terroristy Muslims?

Radical Islam

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What do you call a muslim, jackie gleason impersonator?

Muhammed muhammed muhammena.

What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ?

Belle-t up and open this door !

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"