How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.