How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

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Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

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What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Batminton.

How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.