How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

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Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Batminton.