How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

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Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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What do you call a pig that can't be seen?

Hamouflage

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

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What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

What do you call a Honry Micheal J Fox?

A Viberator