How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

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What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry :D

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.