How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

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What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.

What do you call an alcoholic Mormon?

An oxymormon