How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common?

Both ride bicycles and bust mission.

What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.