Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.
Three on three.
You knock on the door.
Santa stops at three hoes.
You can feel his presents ...
Reindeer are the ones that fly.
Baby reindeer
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
Purple (According to my 3 year old son)
You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.
Sigh-lent night