Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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What do you call a white black person?

Brown recluse.

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.