How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

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What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

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What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.