How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf