Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

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What do you call a sick dictator?

Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out...

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!

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What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !