What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

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Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

What do I look like?

A JOKE MACHINE!?

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What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

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Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad