How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill."

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What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture