How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !