What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

Ornamental Ball Jokes More Ornamental Ball Jokes

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.