What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What do you call a monk that likes vaporwave?

A S C E T I C

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

Ornamental Ball Jokes More Ornamental Ball Jokes

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls