What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

Decoration Jokes More Decoration Jokes

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!