What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between r/politics and r/liberal?

None

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the best part of a woman?

between 18 and 24 yrs

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

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What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.