What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

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What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.