What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

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What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

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Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

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What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

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What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.