Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

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What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

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What do you call a bicycle made just for grandpas?

A popsicle!

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

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What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire