Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.