How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

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What is the politically correct term for Mexicans?

Human Beans.

What do you call a Mexican Aunt?

A tor-tia.

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What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

Why was Fernando Alonso upside down?

Because he Haas been hit!

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Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

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Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

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How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.