What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday?

to be alone with his thots

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How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.