What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?

Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.

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What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal?

Red, it gold.

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.