Hot Day Jokes

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance

When is a pig not quite a pig?

A: When it's oink-ognito.

Hot Summer Day Jokes More Hot Summer Day Jokes

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy?

Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party

How do you get to the front page of reddit ?

Lack of originality

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.