Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

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What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

What is Walter White's favourite band?

Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.