Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

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How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?

Tomato-saurus

Walter White Jokes More Walter White Jokes

What did Walter White teach?

Advanced methematics.

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.