What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver?

Because she was a woman

What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

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What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

What's Chris Brown's favourite game?

Mortal Kombat Ex

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What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...