How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

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What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.