How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

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How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite compound?

What " "A mole ester"