How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

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Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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What's Medusa's favorite type of cheese?

Gorgon*zola

What is Medusa's favorite cheese?

Gorgonzola.