How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

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How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Why was the manipulative ghost so unsuccessful?

People could see right through him.

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What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.

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Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

What do you call a conversation about weed?

A diskushion.

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What is Medusa's favorite cheese?

Gorgonzola.

What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt