Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

How did the rednecks find their sister?

Pretty good.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.