Netflix Jokes

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

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How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

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Trunkquilizers !

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What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

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What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

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What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

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Netflix and Krill

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What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously