Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

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Whats long black and stinky?

the unemployment line.

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

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Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

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Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

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What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

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What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.